Monday, August 29, 2011

If I Designed the World



- parks would have keyboards set up periodically throughout, so if anyone wanted to sit down and play a little song they could.  And grace the park with beautiful music.  And there'd be headphones if the music was...not so beautiful.
- there would be more girls bathrooms than boys in public places, because let's face it, girls have to go way more often, and it takes longer, to there's always a huge line.  This is necessary and should happen.
- street lamps would have clocks so everyone could know what time it was, even if they didn't have a watch or a phone.  It's just a nice to know the time sometimes.
- there would be more plugs and wifi/ethernet cords open to the public.  Just in case you've got to check for an important email or upload a document very quickly.  Not everyone has one of those fancy phones with internet and all sorts of other do-dads you know...
- pens would be the utensil of choice for writing, and provided in schools.  Kids would learn that it's okay to make a mistake, and just move on.
- everyone would get a chance to live in at least one different climate than their home one.  For example, someone from Canada could live in Egypt for a while, or someone from Florida could live in Russia.  Just to see a different kind of world.
- every field would be shoes optional, because no one should have to wear shoes in a beautiful grassy field.  Nothing feels cooler than running and skipping barefoot through a field.
- certain people would be appointed to give out delicious snacks to hungry people, or just people that want delicious snacks.  It would be totally safe, and totally delicious.
- public transportation would be available everywhere and would consist of monorails and sky cars, to make the world feel more like an amusement park.
- the whole world would have theme days, like pirate day or mismatch day, and it would be cool enough that at least 76% of the population would participate.  It would be accepted in the workplace, and only people trying to "rebel" wouldn't do it.

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