Sunday, December 4, 2011

Christma-Tele-Kwanz-Ukah-Vision Day 4: The Office 2x10

Happy Christma-tele-kwanz-ukah-vision everybody!  This is my celebration of the holiday season through television- one holiday-themed episode a day all the way until Christmas (and for the most part the episodes will be Christmas based.  I've yet to see a kwanza television episode, but I'll keep my eyes and ears open).  Enjoy the spirit of the holidays through the medium of television- make yourself a cup of hot coco, snuggle up in a blanket and immerse yourself in the season.


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Jim's thoughtful gift may be repurposed as a neti pot...


The Office “Christmas Party” 2x10

A Secret Santa gift exchange turns into a Yankee swap in this episode of The Office.  Once Michael realizes that he’s not going to get a gift nearly as good as the one he gave, he changes up the party to suit his desires.  Some of the office workers give thoughtful and personalized gifts, such as Jim’s teapot stuffed with inside jokes for Pam, and others whip something together at the last minute, like Creed’s old shirt that he grabbed from his closet and shoved in a plastic bag.  It’s the office as usual, with mix-ups and mayhem as people try to get the coveted iPod in the mix of gifts.  Luckily most of the conflict is sorted out by the end, or at least is forgotten about once Michael breaks the rules and serves some “Christmas Spirit, as in spirits,” and some sweet gifts end up back where they belong.  Oh, and to end the episode Meredith flashes Michael.  Yeah, that’s a little awkward.


*Available on Netflix Instant

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Christma-Tele-Kwanz-Ukah-Vision Day 3: The Dick Van Dyke Show 3x12

Happy Christma-tele-kwanz-ukah-vision everybody!  This is my celebration of the holiday season through television- one holiday-themed episode a day all the way until Christmas (and for the most part the episodes will be Christmas based.  I've yet to see a kwanza television episode, but I'll keep my eyes and ears open).  Enjoy the spirit of the holidays through the medium of television- make yourself a cup of hot coco, snuggle up in a blanket and immerse yourself in the season.


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Laura and Rob, The Dancing Santas


The Dick Van Dyke Show “The Alan Brady Show Presents” 3x12

Today we’re going old school with an episode from the wonderful 60s sitcom, The Dick Van Dyke Show.  This show focuses on Rob Petrie (Dick Van Dyke) and his work as head writer at (the fictional) The Alan Brady Show, as well as his home life with his wife Laura (Mary Tyler Moore) and his son Richie.

When The Alan Brady Show decides to make the holiday episode more heartwarming, and ignores Sally’s suggestion (“If you want heart warmth just eat a large pizza before you go to bed!”), they decide to have the writers and their families.  Although it seems that at first Rob Petrie isn’t going to be able to handle the pressure of network television, it soon becomes apparent that he’s just as comfortable on television as he is performing at parties.  The writing staff, as well as Laura, Richie and Mel all perform a variety of different musical numbers- some of the best being Rob and Laura’s jazzy Santa duet of “I Have Everything But You” and the group performance of “I Am a Fine Musician.”  Due to the premise of the episode it has a very classic early television variety show feel, and is impressively hilarious almost 50 years later.  A great episode to watch with family and enjoy.


*Available on Netflix Instant

Friday, December 2, 2011

Christma-Tele-Kwanz-Ukah-Vision Day 2: HIMYM 2x11

Happy Christma-tele-kwanz-ukah-vision everybody!  This is my celebration of the holiday season through television- one holiday-themed episode a day all the way until Christmas (and for the most part the episodes will be Christmas based.  I've yet to see a kwanza television episode, but I'll keep my eyes and ears open).  Enjoy the spirit of the holidays through the medium of television- make yourself a cup of hot coco, snuggle up in a blanket and immerse yourself in the season.


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Lily the Grinch stole Christmas...and brought it to her apartment.


How I Met Your Mother “How Lily Stole Christmas” 2x11

This Christmas-themed episode of How I Met Your Mother pays homage to the classic holiday movie, A Christmas Story.  As Lily puts the final touches on “Christmas Eve Winter Wonderland” (according to Marshall), her and Ted listen to an old message where Ted calls her a Grinch.  Except he doesn’t actually say “Grinch”…  The episode follows Ted and Lily’s relationship as they both try to move on from Lily’s San Francisco jaunt, while the subplot shows Barney’s nose “overflowing with awesomeness” as Robin nurses him back to health.  Both Ted and Lily struggle with forgiveness in time to spend Christmas together as a “family” of sorts.  And the whole time Marshall’s off in his own world, playing Santa as he helps a postman deliver last minute packages.  A classic episode of HIMYM with plenty of sparkly lights, sweet moments, and silly jokes.  What you won’t find are Sinfully Cinnamon Cookies…I’m looking at you Robin…


*Available on Netflix Instant

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Christma-Tele-Kwanz-Ukah-Vision Day 1: Bones 1x09

Happy Christma-tele-kwanz-ukah-vision everybody!  This is my celebration of the holiday season through television- one holiday-themed episode a day all the way until Christmas (and for the most part the episodes will be Christmas based.  I've yet to see a kwanza television episode, but I'll keep my eyes and ears open).  Enjoy the spirit of the holidays through the medium of television- make yourself a cup of hot coco, snuggle up in a blanket and immerse yourself in the season.

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Brennan checks out a skull while Angela the Elf tries to get in the spirit.

Bones “The Man in the Fallout Shelter” 1x09

The first day of Christma-tele-kwanz-ukah-vision happens to fall on a Thursday, which Bones fans know is Bones day!  And by that I just mean that Bones happens to air on Thursdays (9pm Fox, check it out).  Anyway, in honor of this fact I decided to kick off CTKUV with a Christmas themed Bones episode.

This episode, “The Man in the Fallout Shelter” focuses on Brennan and the gang trying to solve a decades-old murder while quarantined in the lab.  No one is particularly happy about being stuck in the lab for Christmas, but they band together as a make-shift family to celebrate anyway.  In solving the murder the squints, and Booth, uncover a complicated love story, which turns into a Christmas gift for some, and which causes Brennan to confront her own family history regarding Christmas.  A solid episode overall, and a nice way to combine character development and some Christmas spirit.  Oh and Booth gets slightly stoned off a preventative vaccination and sees sparkly lights for a while.  Check it out.


*Available on Netflix Instant  

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Fictional Tweets


What some fictional characters might have said had they access to the great social network of twitter...


@kansasgurl; the road is yellow.  and that’s about as normal as it gets here… #newbfisscarecrow

@downtherabbithole: idk what that caterpillar was smoking, but there’s no way this is real life…

@cinders24-7: has anyone found a slipper?  glass?  size 7 ½? #shouldhavewornflats

@brains&beauty: apparently instead of books or heat, castles just have dancing dinnerware… #whoknew

@blondieintwr: need rope or ladder.  bad headache.

@luvlostboyz: listen @foreveryoung, everyone has to grow up sometime #getoverit

@daddyslilprincess: yummy royal feast with @beckster - who says it’s just an attic?

@callmescout: i knew nothing good would come from dressing up like a ham… #longnight

@matilda: i can officially move things with my eyes. #testme #dareyou #waittilyouseemyprincipal

@redhoodie: met a wolf transvestite today…yep, it was as weird as it sounds #truestory #dressedlikegranny

@halfpint: i feel like moving from a house made of trees to a house made of dirt is a bit of a downgrade… #reallyparents? #sodhouses #prairiessuck

@lilmissmarch: sorry @laurie…I just don’t feel the same way… #awkward #bffproposals #sorryboutit

Friday, October 7, 2011

The Office: "The Lotto" Recap


“The Lotto” - not a very ensemble-heavy episode, focusing mostly on the struggle between Andy and Darryl, and the adventures of a few office workers in the warehouse.  This episode gets a little serious, as Darryl mopes around, discontent with the direction his life has taken.  And although not everyone is given a lot of screen time in this episode, almost everyone has a great one-liner/talking head, from Toby’s “Flenderson Files,” to Angela continuing the pregnancy rivalry and estimating Pam’s new baby will weigh 14 pounds.  Overall a good episode with a little too much of the A storyline and few great standout moments.
Grade: B

Señor Loadenstein in action

RECAP (Warning: Contains Will Spoil. Read With Caution)
This weeks The Office starts with a solid stand alone cold open, with some members of the office taking a stand for animals rights. Well, kind of.  The Dunder Mifflin employees find a dog left in a car in the parking lot, and try to save it.  Dwight is the first who feels the call to action, and dumps his milkshake into the car through the sunroof in order to provide sustenance and hydration.  Surprisingly, the dog doesn’t seem that interested by the shake.  Oscar really takes charge of the situation- furious at the car owner and dog owner, he smashes the window of the car.  Although when Jim reminds him that someone has to take the dog, otherwise it will jump out the open window, Oscar makes a brand new plan.  It involves taping cardboard over the broken window and poking holes in it.  Everyone is satisfied with the plan (that leaves the dog in just about the same situation) and heads inside.  Oh, except for Kevin who went to sit in his car to test how long it would take for the dog to die.  And is still sitting there, passed out against the horn.
So, to the main focus of the episode- the warehouse crew won the lottery and quit.  This means a couple of things: everyone’s imagining what they would do with the money, Darryl’s in a bad place because he’s no longer in the warehouse pool…and there are no warehouse workers.  Up in the office everyone talks about what they would do with the money (instead of working, you know, to actually make money…).  Jim has a fantasy of building a little house in Maine, and living a simple life.  Pam’s fantasy is a little different, involving living in a city to get inspiration for her art, and drinking flavored coffees that her husband brings to her out on her balcony.  Their “lotto dream” functions as the C storyline for the episode, ending with a compromise that sounds like something from a Dr. Seuss book.  In order to stop the lottery discussion Andy threatens to change his tone.  Literally.  And talk lower, like Mr. T.  Apparently his management tactic is to annoy his employees into working.  Who knows- it seemed to work with Michael Scott…
            Upon realizing that no one is going to be hired for the warehouse anytime soon, Andy sends down some office volunteers to get out a shipment to an important client of Phyllis’.  The team consists of Erin, Jim, Dwight (as soon as Jim boasts that he’s the strongest), and Kevin, who complains that he is always volunteered for everything.  They’re down there for most of the episode, trying to figure out the best way to move boxes after Dwight crashes the forklift.
            Meanwhile, up in the office Andy is struggling with Darryl.  Darryl has turned into the self-proclaimed “fat Darryl,” who eats tacos in his basement, alone, and who just wants to be fired.  The misfit team of Andy, who knows basically nothing about the warehouse (“Masters in Warehouse Sciences?”), and Darryl, who has spiraled into a not-winning-the-lottery/not-getting-a-promotion depression, try to hire new warehouse workers while one of the applicants eats Stanley’s lunch.  Andy finds some people on his own, the most jacked guy in Scranton, a PhD candidate studying blue-collar workers, and a random guy who doesn’t technically have a hearing problem.  Andy confronts Darryl about his lack of enthusiasm and he finally admits that he’s made about not getting made Regional Manager.  Darryl feels that he’s earned it and he wants Andy to give him his own job, which he refuses to do (apparently Darryl’s not as smooth a talker as Robert California who convinced Jo Bennett to do that exact same thing).  Andy reminds Darryl that he was promoted from the warehouse when he was taking initiative, and then he stopped doing that.
            One of the best moments in the episode comes right near the end, after Darryl finally snaps out of his funk and goes with Andy to check on the warehouse.  What he finds is a little unexpected.  Or at least, it would be unexpected if you didn’t know Kevin, Erin and Dwight.  Jim is also a part of the ridiculous hilarity, though he’s a little more hesitant to reveal “Señor Loadenstein” to Darryl and Andy.  This temporary warehouse crew figures out a new system of moving boxes (because they couldn’t find/work the correct machines).  This system is called Señor Loadenstein because, as Jim sheepishly admits,  “es muy rapido.”  It involves greasing the floor, lining the grease with boxes already destroyed by the grease, putting Erin on a makeshift wooden sled behind four boxes and having Dwight and Jim pull the contraption with ropes while running on the outside of the boxes.  Needless to say, Phyllis lost her client.
            The tag includes Jim and Pam’s final plan regarding their future lottery winnings.  It’s “city and country combined” and involves living in a brownstone at the top of a mountain, just a subway stop away from all the best museums in the world, and Jim could fish from Pam’s pottery studio.  And most importantly they could chat anytime they want, “just like now.”  Also, the schools are terrible, “but what are you gonna do about that?”

Quotes:
-       “Stop- I’m a barista in your fantasy?” (Jim) “Well in your fantasy we’re Steven King characters.” (Pam)
-       “I guess I would keep working.  And for my salary I’d take like, a dollar a year.  I mean, obviously I wouldn’t come in ‘til noon, and I wouldn’t do anything I didn’t want to do…I mean I’m getting paid a dollar a year, you can chill.” -Kelly on what she would do if she won the lottery
-       “I did have a fantastic basement.  Now it smells like tacos.  You can’t air out a basement.  And taco air is heavy.  It settles at the lowest point.” -Darryl, who has settled about as low as taco air…
-       “I’ve never been lucky.  And I’m not talking about the lottery, I’m talking about developing a soy allergy at 35.  Who gets a soy allergy at 35?!  And why is soy in everything?” -Darryl still in a bad mental place
-       “You need to drop it, ok?  They hate it.  I like it a lot, but they hate it, so drop it.” -Erin gets really intense while trying to convince Kevin to drop his idea of buttering himself and sliding across the floor
-       “Hey, idiot, what did Erin want again?” (Dwight) “A…hot chocolate tea.” (Jim) -a subtle, but clear, indication of Erin’s quirkiness
-       “My future is not gonna be determined by seven little white lotto balls.  It’s gonna be determined by two big black balls.  I control my destiny.  I do.” - Darryl, finally getting it together

Fun Lil Tidbits:
-       Pam behind the receptionist desk again!  Although she was excited to move on from being the receptionist, it feels natural to see her back there.  As Ryan says, “Nice- right back where I like you.”
-       It was interesting to see Oscar’s talking head where he gushes over the most jacked guys in Scranton- one of the few times the show highlights the fact he’s gay.  What I learned from this?  Apparently if you fixate too much on your calves, your triceps go to hell.

Monday, September 26, 2011

How I Met Your Mother: "Ducky Tie" Recap


“Ducky Tie”
Lily triumphs after distracting Barney

Like every episode of How I Met Your Mother, “Ducky Tie” played with time, bouncing back and forth between the gang out for dinner and Ted’s night playing dishwasher for Victoria.  Most of the comments at dinner revolved around Lily’s pregnancy boobs and most of the Victoria-Ted conversation focused on what could have been, and why it wasn’t.
            The gang started at the bar, as per usual, and after spending the whole cold open commenting on/getting distracted by Lily’s pregnancy boobs, they decide to head out to the hibachi grill.  Well, everyone except Barney who only acquiesces when he couldn’t NOT look at Lily’s boobs for 10 seconds.  And yes, Lily’s boobs are a big focus of the episode.  Pun kind of intended.
At the hibachi restaurant Barney mocks the chef performing the “dinner-tainment” (Marshall’s term), resulting in a bet that he can’t do all the little tricks that the hibachi chef can do.  The terms?  Barney can hold both of Lily’s boobs for a minute if he wins (and one squeeze), and has to wear Marshall’s garish and titular ducky tie for a year, should he lose.  This episode features Lily’s superb negotiation skills, stemming from her experience as Slap Bet Commissioner for the past several years.  As the dinner continues Marshall realizes that Barney has conducted a sort of Pavlov’s dogs experiment with him, sneezing every time he mentioned the restaurant until a sneeze from Barney could trigger the thought.  Barney laid his plan ages ago, just waiting until he wanted something from Marshall.  For this reason Barney had also taken six months of hibachi training at a school in Hoboken.  Although, when Barney offers to let Lily out of the bet for just a 30 second peek at her boobs in the alley (yep, just as sketchy as it sounds), Marshall begins to suspect that’s what he wanted all along and that Barney does not, in fact, possess hibachi skills.  Between the gang putting together Barney’s sneaky plan, Robin and Ted tell the story of Victoria: The Return.
            In the last episode, “The Naked Truth,” Ted bumped into Victoria at the Architect’s Ball where she was providing the cupcakes.  Ted tells the gang how cool, calm and collected he was when he saw her, while Robin recounts him bumbling around like Charlie Chaplin’s The Tramp.  That is until Robin comes in and saves the day!...by reminding Victoria how she stole her boyfriend and then making a noticeably awkward exit.  Ted still feels guilt over cheating on Victoria, and offers to head back to her bakery and wash her dishes.  As they talk about the old times, and the gang senses a good night was had by all (even bringing back the bang song, “bang, bang, bangity bang….etc.), Victoria reveals she’s going to get married.  Well, no, she’s technically not engaged yet, but she found the ring in the sock drawer.  Yep, her finance-to-be has a drawer entirely dedicated to socks, and Ted’s both impressed and envious.  After a little bit of wordplay with Victoria getting close to Klaus from her class, Ted and Victoria lean in for the drumroll/pre-kiss moment…but then actually kiss.  They both quickly acknowledge that the kiss shouldn’t have happened, and Ted brings Victoria to her bus, to watch her leave again.  He asks her what she thinks would have happened if he stopped her from getting on that plane to Germany, or if he got on it with her, but when she asks if he really wants to know, he doesn’t press it.  They say goodbye and Victoria boards the bus.
            Back at the restaurant everyone finds out that Barney does, in fact, know all the tricks, even the onion volcano.  But as he goes for the “Shrimp in the Pocket” trick, Lily pulls out her secret weapon...or, ah, “weapons.”  Barney, due to the distraction, misses the shrimp.  As the gang ends up back at MacLaren’s, Barney gets stuck with the ducky tie.  Lily and Marshall leave, “quacking” jokes about they tie as they go, and Ted, Robin and Barney remain in the booth.  Ted reveals to his kids what actually happened as he said goodbye to Victoria, how she told him that Robin got in the way, of not only their relationship, but all of the relationships of the past six years.  Victoria warned Ted that the thing with him, Robin and Barney wasn’t working, and future Ted confirms that she was right, they just didn’t know it yet.

Well, if they first three episode are any indication, it looks like Marshall’s right, it’s gonna be a good year…

Quotes:
“Wow, you guys make it seem like I’ve dated a series of Stieg Larson novels.” -
“Lily, it’s like you have a butt on your chest.” -Ted
“I’m sorry pal, but the party going on in my wife’s sweater is a private event, and I’m the bouncer” (Marshall) “I think they’s the bouncers”- Robin, telling it like it is
“Oh, that reminds me, there’s this other restaurant we should try some time.  What they do is, they cook your meal, in a lil room called the kitchen.  What’s the name of tha- oh yeah, every other restaurant in New York City.” -Barney’s not in the mood for hibachi, again.
“Victoria, do you believe in fate?” (Ted) “I believe you’re about to give a big speech on fate-” (Victoria) “-Well I do.” -Ted, finally getting his belief back, and Victoria bracing for a Ted lecture…
“Lily!  Are you really suggesting that Barney spent six months commuting back and forth to Hoboken, to learn a signature cooking style of a restaurant he doesn’t even like, so he could win a bet he hadn’t even made yet?...Yeah, the whole thing stinks.” -Robin
“I let you wash my dishes! I said my oven needed cleaning!  I invited you to a porno!” -Victoria after the drumroll moment leads to a kiss
“I can think of one thing that’ll stop him.  Actually two things…” -Lily, about to whip out her secret weapons

Fun Lil Tidbits:
-       Barney’s really into hashtags now, ex. #burn #ducktieslams #stinsonrocks
-       The gang trying to guess which woman from Ted’s past he ran into- check out the promo clip (it’s extended) and see which women you remember http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLtu7UV8OUs
-       Victoria’s back!  Even though it appears to be just for this one episode, it’s nice to see one of Ted’s long lost girlfriends pop back up, and make him evaluate what he might be doing wrong.
-       Also, the bang song is back, which is so great I had to mention it twice.  Here’s a link to a clip of the original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d6f9j7gAdY