"A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank" -Author Unknown

Now that the weather is (slowly) getting warmer, it is the perfect time to bring up a wonderful activity that almost anyone can take part in- walking.  The benefits of walking include a clearer mind, a desire to eat healthy vegetables, the ability to fly and a chance to do some window-shopping.  These (made-up) benefits of walking can be achieved by many people, as there are several different styles of walking out there to fit everyone’s needs or ability.

1.     The Pull/Chase- this first style is most commonly used by parents, babysitters or siblings to accompany small children on a walk.  It involves an intense amount of physical activity, pushing tired children in a stroller, pulling grumpy children along, and chasing hyperactive children down the road while shouting apologies to the neighbor whose flowers he/she just trampled.  This is a wonderful way to achieve a high amount of exercise, but not very helpful in the tranquility department.  (Note: The Pull/Chase walk can also be done by substituting animals for children, dogs are suggested)

2.     Power Walking- this option must always be done in pairs, and while dressed in semi-ridiculous attire (leggings, long t-shirt, headband, big sneakers).  You must walk very quickly while taking small strides and swinging your arms side to side.  The purpose of this walking style is to chat with a friend while exercising, and simultaneously amusing everyone whom you walk by.  Please try this.  Because it will make my day.

3.     Destination Walking- this style is all about practicality.  You have to get somewhere, and you walk.  Usually this is implemented when doing tasks like getting the mail, or parking somewhere and walking inside.  …Basically you walk to a destination.  This is a handy skill to have- everyone should keep it in his or her repertoire.

4.     Solitary- this one is my favorite.  You take a half hour and just walk by yourself.  Personally I like to listen to music, but the music’s optional.  This style is good for thinking, and also provides a good excuse when someone’s trying to get in touch with you and you want to ignore them…but mostly it’s just a good way to collect your thoughts in peace.

5.     Any combination of the above- since all of the styles listed above have their own advantages and disadvantages, sometimes it’s fun to combine a couple together.  For instance, you could combine Destination walking with Power Walking, in order to get in and out of that pharmacy very quickly, all the while catching up with Lisa about her kids and looking like a fool.  Or you could try the Pull/Chase and the Solitary style…although there might be some conflict that arises between the along time and the pulling/chasing of children…but it could be a fun challenge!  Try your own combinations and see what fun walking styles you can come up with.